Jokes

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Servant to Maalik:  Maalik, Ramu apko gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samjhta.

Funny Ramu: Nahi maalik, yeh jhooth bol raha hai, mein to samjhta hoon ji.
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Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend
chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.

Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai
mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?


Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.

Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.
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Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.

Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.

Malika gave him 1000 Rs.

Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?

Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!

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